Monday, 19 September 2011

Day 301 - L

A-Z Blogging Challenge - Day 11 - L - Love

I love, and I am loved. 

I fall in love with people, not images, not ideologies, not materials, people. 

Real people. People with personalities, with flaws and imprfections, whose idea of living is more than self advancement. 

I love selflessness. 

I don't hate people who have to depend on their looks, I pity them. 

If you have to take all your photos with your top off, just to get noticed, to get heard, or read, or complimented, y'know what? That's not real life. That's vanity. 

If you build your whole life thinking you can do anything because you're attractive, or popular, well. You have no idea. You're not living, you're existing. Feeding off the empty compliments and the fakery of it all. 

I don't envy you, I don't envy your life, because despite everything, I wouldn't change my life for the world.

I called this blog LifeLifeLifeLifeLife - for 2 reasons. Firstly, because that's the only blog title I would have considered that was actually available (!) - but more importantly, that's what all this is about. My life, my love, my friendships, my annoyances, my experiences. And You. The fact you read this, share my life with me, it's a great honour.

But what does any of that matter. I'm only me.



Saturday, 17 September 2011

Day 300 - K

A-Z Blogging Challenge - Day 11 - K - Kicking the Bucket

DAY 300?! *HOORAH*

Just a quick massive thank you to everyone who's read my blog over the past several hundred days, it really means a lot, and hey! Only 65 more daily posts until I finish! :P

So, in celebration of the milestone, it's time to reveal my 'bucket list'. Now, for all of those who don't know what a bucket list actually is, it's a list of things you want to do before you die, ie, 'kick the bucket'. So. Here's a list of as many things I want to do before I die. :3

  1. I want to reach my 107th birthday, so I can see in the year 2100 and say I've lived in 2 millennia, 3 centuries and 12 decades. 
  2. I want to stand with one foot on either side of the equator.
  3. I want to partake in a tea ceremony in Japan. 
  4. I want to visit Ground Zero in NYC. 
  5. I want to visit New Zealand. 
  6. I want to go on a gondola in Venice.
  7. I want to visit the pyramids in Egypt.
  8. I want to dine on the Eiffel Tower.
  9. I want to pose in a photo where it looks like I'm holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. 
  10. I want to visit the Louvre and see the Mona Lisa. 
  11. I want to go to a really remote part of Scotland for a holiday. 
  12. I want to go on a cruise.
  13. I want to go on a safari. 
  14. I want to hear my music on the radio. 
  15. I want to play in a jazz bar.
  16. I want to see Lady GaGa on tour. 
  17. I want to visit a live volcano. 
  18. I want to go to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. 
  19. I want to start/play in a jazz band. 
  20. I want to lead a choir. 
  21. I want to learn to play the organ properly. 
  22. I want to learn to play the accordion. 
  23. I want to go on a road trip and get lost. 
  24. I want to go monster hunting at Loch Ness.
  25. I want to finish reading 'War and Peace'
  26. I want to read The Bible from cover to cover. 
  27. I want to act in a Shakespeare play, preferably Hamlet. 
  28. I want to see a Shakespeare at the globe in London. 
  29. I want to go on one of those train trips across Europe.
  30. I want to go skiing in the alps. 
  31. I want to bet in Las Vegas. 
  32. I want to holiday in Monte Carlo. 
  33. I want to visit the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 
  34. I want to get a Wikipedia article written about me. 
  35. I want to walk on the Great Wall of China. 
  36. I want to swim with dolphins. 
  37. I want to frolic with monkeys. :)
  38. I want to be an extra on a TV show or a film. 
  39. I want to skydive. 
  40. I want to abseil a big cliff. 
  41. I want to go on a hot air balloon ride. 
  42. I want to hear absolute silence. 
  43. I want to visit the Taj Mahal.
  44. I want to send a message in a bottle, and make a new friend through it. 
  45. I want be a Godfather. 
  46. I want to be a best man. 
  47. I want to see a show on Broadway. 
  48. I want to see Mount Rushmore. 
  49. I want to have a library in my house. 
  50. I want to keep a diary, and have an autobiography/memoirs. 
  51. I want to run through a corn field like they do in the romantic films. 
  52. I want to ride a mattress down the stairs. 
  53. I want to win a prize draw. 
  54. I want to win a bit of money on the lottery. 
  55. I want to hug someone with a 'free hugs' T-Shirt on. 
  56. I want to read all of the Harry Potter books in a readathon, one after the other. 
  57. I want to buy a homeless person some food. 
  58. I want to be a vegetarian for a month. 
  59. I want to sip champagne in a hot tub. 
  60. I want to dye my hair an outrageous colour. 
  61. I want to ride a penny farthing. 
  62. I want to make an origami swan. 
  63. I want to record a voiceover for an animation.
  64. I want to host a BBQ and cook all the food.
  65. I want to go to a convention on something really nerdy. 
  66. I want to learn how to do the whole pottery thing with the spinning and moulding. 
  67. I want to ride in a helicopter. 
  68. I want to ride in the back of a taxi like it's a dramatic exit.
  69. I want to go to a murder mystery evening. 
  70. I want to be friends with someone famous. 
  71. I want to write something which will be published. 
  72. I want to trace my family tree back as far as I can and meet new relatives. 
  73. I want to have a vegetable patch in my garden. 
  74. I want to win at least £100 in a game of cards. 
  75. I want to have a ride on an elephant. 
  76. I want to volunteer at a hospital and care for people. 
  77. I want to talk to the elderly in care homes to hear the stories they have to say.
  78. I want to experience zero-gravity.
  79. I want to jump in the back of a taxi and shout: "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
  80. I want to bet on horses at Ascot. 
  81. I want to see the Terracotta warriors. 
  82. I want to donate an organ. 
  83. I want to be a hero and ring an ambulance/fire brigade. 
  84. I want to go glamping. 
  85. I want to go to the last night of the proms. 
  86. I want to visit all 50 states in America.
  87. I want to drive down Route 66 singing along to Bon Jovi.
  88. I want to ride in a yellow taxi in New York.
  89. I want to kiss under the mistletoe.
  90. I want to learn CPR.
  91. I want to milk a cow. 
  92. I want to ride a tractor. 
  93. I want to experience an earthquake. 
  94. I want to take a picture of lightning striking. 
  95. I want to cross the Abbey Road crossing with 3 friends. 
  96. I want to see the Northern Lights. 
  97. I want to go to a protest. 
  98. I want to get stuck on a ferris wheel with someone I want to get stuck with.
  99. I want to go to a drive in movie-theatre. 
  100. I want to give someone away at a wedding.
So, there you are. The top 100 things I want to do before I die, well, these were the ones I could think of at least. So what about you?! Is there anything I should of added/you want to do? Leave me comments/get in touch. All the jazz.

Rawrrrr. So. Let's hope I still have 90 years of living left to do it in, eh? :)
Who knows, maybe I'll be writing another post on my death bed in decades to come, and I'll look back and feel that I've done so well with my life. 

I always want to have a food fight. :)
And be on Come Dine With Me..

SO. There you are. 

Have a wonderulllllllllllllll Saturday, everybody! 

Loves to you all. :) <3

:4 <3

Friday, 16 September 2011

Day 299 - J

A-Z Blogging Challenge - Day 10 - J - Jokes

I've not exactly been looking forward to this post. Funnily (ironic..) enough, I'm not actually that funny. Well not in a 'haha' laugh with me sense. People laugh AT me I suppose, so, I'm 'funny', in that, I'm not all normal. 

Anyway, time to write some jokes. 

I remember one of my FAVOURITE jokes was one I heard years ago: 

There are 2 crisps walking along the road, and a taxi pulls up along side them both. The driver winds down the window and shouts to the crisps: "Hey, do you two want a lift?" - and one of the crisps turned to him and said: "No thanks, we're Walkers!"

Yeah, that amuses me still. :3

A joke I heard off my brother the other day still makes me laugh, and it's so my type of joke: 

"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
"To who?"
"I believe it's 'to whom'."

Like I said, I'm not that good on the ol' joke front. :3

INSTEAD... to the internet! GO HERE:


What a crap post THIS has been. 

I thought I better get it done before K. Which should be a good'n ;D

PS: Lolz -

:4 <3

Monday, 12 September 2011

Day 298 - I

A-Z Blogging Challenge - Day 9 - I - Interesting Facts

Right. Can I think of a whole load of interesting facts about me? 


Instead, I'll copy and paste a few of the quizzes I did ages back and update the answers!

Do you think you could be with someone for over three years?
Yeah, I do. I do actually, and. I hope so too.

Were you happy when you woke up today?
Ooh, tough one, no, not really. I mean, Monday morning? But on the other hand, I had the thought I was only there for two periods, but then I remembered that it was Monday morning again. I wasn't UNHAPPY, I'll say that. :P

Something you really want right now?
Christmas? My 18th? Wednesday Evening? My history coursework to write itself? The list is extensive..

What is the last song you had stuck in your head?
'Wuthering Heights' by Kate Bush, and it has been in my head ALL day. 

Would you say you are clumsy or graceful?
Depends who you ask. I'm never particularly graceful, but, not always clumsy.

Do you have any terrifying fears?
Yeah; but, nothing I can do anything about..

Have you ever kissed in a bathroom?
I have, yes. :L 

Who was the last person to call you?
My phone shows me it was Nick, but it may have actually been Richard.

Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
I dunno. Depends how good the party is, and whose concert it is!

Who are the only people you need?
The people I need know who they are. :4

Name something you cannot wait for:
Christmas, my 18th, Adele. 3 things instead of one..

Could you stay in the same relationship for over a year?
Yes, most easily. Well, I hope so.

Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
I have indeed... :D

Have you ever kissed anyone with a tattoo?
I don't think so?

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Ermm. no. Aha. Not at all. 

Do you own a pair of converse, vans, or any other skate shoes?
I don't... isn't that sad?

Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
Yes.. >.< I'll be vain and tell you all that my eyes are my favourite feature. 

Would you rather have your nose, tongue or lip pierced?
None, thankyouu. 

Will you be dating someone in six months?
I hope so. :3

Were you “with” anybody on your last birthday? If so who? The year before that?
No, I wasn't. *sings* ALL BY MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. The year before, I was with Saskia. 

If you could, would you punch the last person to hold your hand?
I think I have done before. But, not out of anything but humour. :)

Are all guys players and cheaters?
Nope, not all of them.

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yesshumss. A few different people actually.

You and your boyfriend/girlfriend break up, do you automatically look for someone new?
Gawdd, no.

If you could go back to 3 years ago and live it over would you?
Originally, my answer to this answer was no. But, I think I might. I'd go back and live the past 3 months again instead? 

Are you scared of flying?
Nope! I love flying! In an aeroplane that is. I can't physically fly. *breathes a sigh of relief I didn't blow my superhero cover*

Are you a cuddler?
Yes. :P

What’s worse, ignorance or stupidity?
Ignorance. Stupidity can't be helped, ignorance can.

Are you wearing make-up?
3 layers of foundation, toner, blusher, eye-liner, lipstick, lip gloss, eye shadow & nail varnish. I'm looking well sexehh.

What song are you currently listening to?
I'm still listening to Wuthering Heights. -_-

Is there someone that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Yeahh. I suppose there is. 

Will you regret your next kiss?
Hopefully not!

Ever had a guy best friend?
Definitely :)

What is in your pocket?
A brand new shiny £1 coin.

How’s your life lately?
Exciting? Thrilling? Turbulent.

Have you held hands with anybody in the last 3 days?
I has.

You kissed someone last night, didn’t you?
*ummmmmmmmmmm*. (A)

Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
How do you think I keep looking this gorgeous?! No. No, I don't. 

Describe how you feel right now in two words?
Kinda thirsty.

You're locked in the room with your most recent ex, any problems?
Nope. :) *Morgana Show quoting session(

Is it easy for people to make you cry?
Not as easy as it used to be.. but. All in all, yes, I cry a lot.

What are you wearing?
Weirdly, I'm wearing shorts. With a shirt.

Has someone ever licked your cheek?
Yeah, they have. -_-

Did you kiss, hug, or hold hands with anyone today?
I didn't. No. :/

Do you want to get married?
Who knows. Quite possibly.

Overall, do you like your life?
Yeahh. I do actually. 

Did the last person who really hurt you say they were sorry?
No, they didn't. 

Are you dating anyone?

Are you happy with that?
I iz lyk.

In the next 48 hours will you hang out with a guy?
I think soo.. 

Would you rather go back a week or forward?
Oooohhhh. Both. For differing reasons.

Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yeah, I just don't like the reasons as to why some things happen.

What did your last text say?
!Got lots of work:(. Tomorrow?;" - Benjaminnnnnnn. 

How long can you go without eating?
A while actually. I'll see how long I last from now, and get back to you. :p

Do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
Sometimes, unless they're some sort of militant feminist, in which case they can KISS MA BLACK ASS. 

Have you ever been a gymnast or a cheerleader?

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
People don't really try to make me jealous, I'll be honest.!

If you were 10 and you could see yourself now, would you be disappointed?
No, I don't think so, I think he'd be shocked.

Does anyone disgust you?
OH - SHEESH. YES. LIKE. So much. 

Do you avoid physically unattractive people, even before knowing them?
Yep, that's me. Shallow as a puddle. What a fucking stoopid question.

How many piercings do you have?

Have you ever kissed under fireworks?
Not yet. ;D

Could you date someone taller than you?
Yeah I think so..

What smiley face do you use most often?

Why do you feel the way you feel?
Because I haven't had much water today..

What are you thinking about right now?
"My feet are getting kinda cold but the rest of me is too warm to close my window/put on socks."

When is the last time you really laughed?
Last night, catching up on Friday's Outnumbered.

Are you counting down for anything?

Have you ever watched a movie in another language?
Yes, I have actually, I really enjoyed it!

What is something you disliked about your day?
Early morningg.

Is your hair naturally straight?
Kinda.. yes, until it gets too long. Then it resembles, well. I don't know what.

Have you ever been given a rose?
Nope, only given. 

Pineapple and Coconut Rubicon

What was the topic of your last text message?
Erm, it was about the impending OFSTED inspection.

Could you ever have sex with the last person you text messaged?
I doubt it. :L I mean, it would be physically possible, but. Little more than that.

What song describes your current relationship status?
"Let's Go Fly a Kite"

What was the last thing you cooked yourself?
Lunch today..

Do you drink bottled water?
If I need to, I actually prefer filtered water. 

Who is someone you truly can't picture your life without?
I have about 5 people. I can think of a few in particular though.

Do you have an addiction?
Clean hands.? :3

Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
Well not LITERALLY. but yes. 

Have you ever skipped school?
Erm... not other than for illness.

Is it easy for you to accept loss?
I suppose so.

Are you very stressed at the moment?
Not particularly, I mean I'm not like. CALM AS CALM CAN BE. But it's all under control :)

Do you like hugs and kisses?
Yeahhhhh :$

Do you like surprises?
Only nice ones. Not like a 'SURPRISE! I'M HERE TO UPROOT THE CACTUS YOU'VE CULTIVATED' surprise.

Where do you plan on living within the next few years?
Wherever university takes me.

Do/did you like high school?
I do like it! Keeps be fookin' busy enough though.

How long have you & your crush liked each other?
Ermshzzz. almost 4 months?

What's one emotion you'd like to destroy?

Have you ever felt like something was stolen from you emotionally?
Oh. Ohhhhhhh. Yes.

Where's your best friend(s)?
I'm not too sure. Probably at home.

What was the first thing you had to drink today?
Cuppa tea, what else?

Is there a girl that you hate?
Erm.. there is actually? :)

When did you last see your Mum?
About 10 minutes ago..

Any pictures in your room?

Do you wear mittens, or gloves?
Gloves please :)

What were you for halloween 2008?
Cynic. ;D aahahahha. witty me. No, I was not.

Do you have any homework tonight?

You never know what you got until you lose it. True or false?
Both? >.<

Would you ever smile at a stranger?
Yeahh sure. Usually by mistake. :D

Ever been kissed on the forehead?
I haveee. 

Did you enjoy your summer?
Erm, a lot of it, yes. 

What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

Could you survive without electricity? 
I doubt it. :L

Do you crack your knuckles?
I can.. :S

Do you want someone back in your life?

Your best friend says to you now, "lets go to a party and get trashed!"? 
YEAHMMANN *fistpumps*

How are you feeling right now?

Was your last kiss, standing up, sitting down, or laying down?
Sitting down..

Have you ever given up on someone, but then went back to them?
Yes, I suppose I have. And been glad I have.

Can you honestly say you’re okay right now?
I can honestly say that, yes.

Are you planning to go see a movie anytime soon?
WEDNESDAY. Hello Inbetweeners.

At the moment are you warm or cold?
I'm warm. Except ma' feet.

Do you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?

Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed?
Ermmm. Ooh. Kinda?

How's your hair looking?
Swishy. As Daniel told me: Like a swan's wing.

Do you have any siblings?
Indeed. :P

Is it okay to kiss people when you're single?
Yeahh why not. You only live once.

What’s worse, having someone mad or disappointed in you?
Disappointed, because you can apologise for doing something to make someone mad, but, yeahh.

Do people ever tell you that you apologise too much?
Yeahh. :L

What’s the worst abuse you have done to your phone?
I threw it against a wall.

Do you find the opposite sex confusing?
Pshh. :L Not as a whole tbh.

Have you ever started a sentence with “no offence, but”?
Yep. All the time! :L

Do you still talk to your recent ex?
Mhmm. Yes I do :)

Do you forgive and forget?

Has a boy/girl ever called you baby?
Ahaa; they have. :P

What colour is your bra today?
Lemon Yellow.

What is your hair colour?
Brown. Exciting right?! :P

What’s irritating you right now?

Have you ever liked someone?
Erm.. yes?!

Favourite months?
December and July.

Have you ever cried for no reason?
No. I've cried for stupid reasons before, but always for some reason or another.

Any pets?
Un chien.

Butter, Plain, Sweet or Salted popcorn?
Plain or Sweet (Y) - I HATE SALTED, and Butter's a bit like. Cholesterol Highway.

Are you missing someone?
A little.. :3

Do you have a Tattoo?

Chicken or pork?
Chicken. Not so keen on pork I must say.

Who was the last person you thought of before you went to sleep last night?
Why, yes, upwards currents are the best conditions to fly kites in.

CD player or iPod?
iPod please...

Have you ever felt like you literally needed someone?

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?

Which is prettier, a sunrise or a sunset?
Sunset, sunrises are ok, but, not as nice as sunsets.

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
Erm, no, no I wasn't!

What do you carry with you at all times?
Phone and Keys

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?

Are you mad at someone?
About a million people, all for different reasons! :L

Are you jealous of someone right now?
Yeah, but, they know this already! :P

Do you have a piggy bank that’s actually shaped like a pig?
No! I used to, but it broke. :/

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
A spoon. :)


Fucking hell that was a bloody struggle. 

Have a great night. ;D

<3 :4